Perang Syiria: Ketika Kolor dan Agama Jadi alasan perang lagi dan lagi

Note: ASU adalah singkatan dari Amerika Saudi United berdasarkan kamus primbon ilmiah karangan Romo Wangun Bonsai Riyadi.

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Syiria negara yang dulunya toto tentrem damai gemah ripah selalu dalam kondisi siap siaga perang melawan Israel. Sekarang bergejolak atas Agama. Orang Sunni yang dulu taat patuh dibawah pemerintah kaum Syiah, sekarang angkat senjata berperang melawan rajanya dan bahkan membunuh ulama (sunni) sendirinya yang terang-terangan mendukung raja itu.

Ada apa gerangan? Agama. Karena Assad Syiah dan 70% rakyatnya Sunni. Orang Sunni pengen raja dari Sunni. Tapi kenapa kok baru sekarang?.

Ternyata karena rabies, ASU sedang kena penyakit gila gara-gara kollors bolang boleng bolong.

Mata uang dollar (kollors) sedang digoyang Russia-China. Duo kere munggah bale itu sedang kurang ajar, mereka berani bertransaksi di dunia yg diklaim ASU tanpa menggunakan dollar kolor. Bahkan sedang bisik-bisik mesra mengajak negara lain agar anti kolor.

Poros setan penyuplai minyak dunia, Iran dan Venezuela, sekarang sudah gak butuh dollar karena cadangan devisa telah diganti dengan emas.

Vaksin ini bisa menimbulkan gawatisasi bagi statusiasi kolors, bisa menimbulkan labilisasi dan mengkudeta status superpower ASU.

ASU bisa modar!, kolors gak laku lagi di dunia dan monopoli air kencing dinosaurus bisa hancur. Orang Arab el-bahluli gak bakal bisa dikibuli lagi pake cek kosong. 😈

Harus dihajar!.

Nyerang langsung ke Rusia atau China? woo takut! Tinju kelas berat aja sekarang dikuasai Rusia. Filem-filem Hollywood juga sekarang pakai kungfu.

Selama ada kroco-kroco ASU kenapa mesti repot?, mari kompori para kroco ASU agar mau menanggung biaya bahan bakar. Urusan legalitas, suruh urus mereka lewat khutbah “agama” bahwa ini perang atas nama Tuhan.

Naghh soal urusan bayaran?, cukup iming-iming soal pipa gas saja. Jika ASU sukses menguasai Syiria. Maka Qatar atau Saudi bisa leluasa membangung pipa gas ke Turki lalu ke Eropa sekutu ASU. Ekspor Gas bakal lebih gampang tapi pembayaranya ya harus pake kolor

Turki dapat apa?, dia cukup jadi blantik atau makelar saja yang menampung sementara gas lalu membagi-bagikan gas ke konsumen. Karena selama ini mereka penguasa jaringan pipa gas di eropa. Petanya?

pipa gas turkinaghh sekarang ini alur pipa gas di timur udel
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Iraq sudah dikuasai ASU, jadi pipa gas dari Qatar (Produsen ke2 Gas Bumi dunia) bisa leluasai melalui Iraq tapi terhalang Syiria. Makanya Syiria harus dilumat!

Wah ini berita gaswat gaspoll bagi Rusia, klo sampai kentut gasnya Qatar bisa sampai eropa, maka monopoli mereka atas gas di eropa bisa ancur. Makanya mereka mengancam embargo bagi siapapun yang sudah melakukan kontrak jual beli gas dengan Qatar. As you know, pembelian gas 5 tahun kedepan sudah bisa dipesan sekarang.

Makanya Russia harus ikut mempertahankan Syiria dari gigitan ASU.

gak heran kalo ASU memilih Syiria jadi medang perang

1. Sobat dekat para kere munggah bale
2. Ancaman bagi presiden Israel
3. Sumber bahan bakar musuh
4. Mereka Syiah yg anti ASU

Pas cokk tinggal gempur saja. Pastikan juga Russia-China juga ikut bertarung di medan laga,
agar mereka tahu bahwa senjata-senjata mereka gak ada apa-apanya bagi ASU,
agar mereka juga tahu bahwa ASU masih super power
agar mereka juga tahu rasa kalau berani main-main di daerah kencingnya ASU
agar juga enggak lagi main-main dengan dollar kolor ASU

Yaghhh, semoga saja para kere munggah bale bisa mentungi ASU!

Sumber berita:
http://www.equedia.com/the-real-reason-for-war-in-syria-pipeline-control

Demam Goyang Kolors:

  • January 1, 2006: Russia cuts off all gas supplies passing through Ukrainian territory
    Russia memutus suplai gas via Ukraina
  • October 28, 2008: RIA Novosti reports Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin proposed that Russia and China should gradually switch over to national currency payments in bilateral trade.
    Russia-China siap mengganti mata uang perdagangan bilateral mereka
  • November 15, 2008: Reuters reports that Iran has converted financial reserves into gold to avoid future problems.
    Iran mengganti cadangan devisa dengan emas untuk mengantisipasi krisis
  • November 19, 2008: Guangzhou Daily reported that China’s central bank is considering raising its gold reserve by 4,000 metric tons from 600 tons to diversify risks brought by the country’s huge foreign exchange reserves of dollars.
    BI-nya China meningkatkan cadangan emas dari 600 menjadi 4000Ton untuk mengganti kollors
  • March 23, 2009: People’s Bank of China reported that Zhou Xiaochuan, Governor of the People’s Bank of China calls for the establishment of a new international reserve currency to replace the dollar.
    Gubernur BI-nya China mengajak dunia InterASU untuk mengganti kollor sebagai kampes Internasional
  • March 30, 2009: Agence France Presse (AFP) reports that Russia and China are coordinating proposals on a new global currency that could replace the US dollar as a reserve currency to prevent a repeat of the global economic crisis
    Russia-China sedang bersetubuh untuk segera menghamilkan proposal yg bakal mengganti kollors untuk mencegah krisis global
  • March 31, 2009: The Financial Times (FT) reports that China, which is pushing to end the dominance of the dollar as a worldwide reserve, has agreed a currency swap with Argentina that will allow it to receive renminbi instead of dollars for its exports to the Latin American country
    China sedang birahi, mereka menyetujui pembayaran dari Argentina tanpa kollors.
  • April 26, 2009: AFP reports that China is calling for the reform of the world monetary system
    Lagi-lagi China goyang kollors.
  • June 16, 2009: Reuters reports that the BRIC nations of Brazil, Russia, India and China called for reform of international financial institutions, sweeping changes to the United Nations to give a bigger role to Brazil and India and a “stable and predictable” currency system.
    Brazil dan India mulai terbius bujuk rayu Russia-China, ikutan goyang kollors
  • November 3, 2009: Bloomberg reports that India has purchased $6.7 billion worth of IMF gold to diversify out of the dollar, as ballooning U.S. debt and low interest rates weaken the currency.
    India ganti kollors senilai 6,7Millyar menjadi emas.
  • June 29, 2010: Reuters reports that a new United Nations report released calls for abandoning the U.S. dollar as the main global reserve currency, saying it has been unable to safeguard value.
    PBB juga mulai terkena demam goyang kollors
  • November 7, 2010: World Bank president Robert Zoellick says that the G20 should consider a new financial system that considers employing gold as an international reference point of market expectations about inflation, deflation and future currency values.
    President Bank Dunia Robert oellik juga mulai goyang kolor, ahh coba Sri Mulyani yang Goyang kolors, pasti asoyy :mrgreen:

  • November 24, 2010: China Business Daily reports that China and Russia have decided to renounce the US dollar and resort to using their own currencies for bilateral trade.
    Russia-China segera klimaks, ah, uh, ih eh

  • December 15, 2010: Bloomberg reports that both China and Russia have called for the dollar’s role in global trade to be diminished since the global financial crisis, and Russia is promoting the ruble as a reserve and trading currency within the former Soviet Union. Moscow’s Micex exchange started trading the yuan against the ruble for the first time today, as Russia and China seek to reduce the use of dollars in trade.
    China-Russia akhirnya orgasme  :mrgreen:
  • May 4, 2011: Financial Times reports that Mexico has quietly purchased nearly 100 tonnes of gold bullion, as central banks embark on their biggest bullion buying spree in 40 years.
    Mexico ikut-ikutan mengubah cadangan devisa ke emas, 100ton.

  • July 24, 2011: Financial Times reports that Iran and China are discussing using a barter system to exchange Iranian oil for Chinese goods and services, as U.S. sanctions have blocked China from paying at least $20 billion for oil.
    Iran-China mau pakai cara barter saja dalam jual beli minyak bumi

  • August 1, 2011: Reuters reports that South Korea’s central bank bought 25 tonnes of gold over the past two months in its first purchase in more than a decade, saying the time was ripe to boost its gold holding.
    Korea Selatan ikut goyang kollors, dalam dua bulan mereka lebih sibuk menambah emas sebagai devisa daripada kolors, musuh dalam selimut kie

  • August 17, 2011: Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said that he plans to nationalize the gold sector. He’s also ordered the repatriation of 90 percent of Venezuela’s gold reserves held abroad, returning the country’s gold reserves back to Caracas.
    Hugo Chaves memulangkan 90% emas negaranya yg disimpan di luar negeri. Tapi setelah itu Chaves sukses digame over. :'(

  • December 26, 2011: The Japanese government reports that Japan and China will promote direct trading of the yen and yuan without using dollars and will encourage the development of a market for companies involved in the exchanges.
    Wow, Jepang ikutan setuju goyang kolors. Pembayaran perdagangan dua negara cukup pake Yen ono, yen ora ono yo yuan wae

  • December 28, 2011: India and Japan sign new $15bn currency swap agreement
    India-Jepang siap tukar menukar 15 kollors pake mata duit mereka sendiri

  • January 7, 2012: Iran and Russia replaces the U.S. dollar with their national currencies in bilateral trade.
    Russia-Iran akhirnya ikutan orgasme goyang kollors

  • January 17, 2012: Reuters reports that the People’s Bank of China said China and the United Arab Emirates have signed a currency swap agreement.
    Tetangga ASU, si Emirates juga ikutan goyang kollors bareng China

  • February 21, 2012: Bloomberg reports that the Turkish central bank said China and Turkey have signed a three-year currency swap agreement
    Turki juga ikutan broo

  • March 22, 2012: BBC reports that China and Australia have signed a currency swap agreement in a bid to promote bilateral trade and investment.
    Australia latihan gak pake kolors

  • March 30, 2012: Bloomberg reports that Iran and its leading oil buyers, China and India, are finding ways to skirt U.S. and European Union financial sanctions on the Islamic republic by agreeing to trade oil for local currencies and goods including wheat, soybean meal and consumer products. Iran also has sought to trade oil for wheat from Pakistan and Russia, according to media reports from the two countries.
  • June 1, 2012: Asia Times reports that Japan and China have started direct trading of their currencies, the yen and the yuan, on the inter-bank foreign exchange markets in Tokyo and Shanghai in an apparent bid to strengthen bilateral trade and investment between the world’s second- and third-largest economies. It is the first time that China has allowed a major currency other than the dollar to directly trade with the yuan.
  • June 7, 2012: Reuters reports that Kazakhstan’s central bank will increase the share of gold in its foreign exchange reserves.
  • June 22, 2012: Financial Times reports that Brazil has provided a vote of confidence in China’s efforts to promote the renminbi as a reserve currency by becoming the biggest economy yet to agree a swap deal with Beijing.
  • June 26, 2012: Xinhua reports that Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao and Chilean President Sebastian Pinera announced the establishment of China-Chile strategic partnership and the completion of negotiations on investment-related supplementary deals to a bilateral free trade agreement. Wen suggested that the two sides launch currency swaps and expand settlement in China’s renminbi. Wen then states that China is also ready to discuss and sign currency swap agreements with more ECLAC countries (Economic Commission for Latin America and the Caribbean).
  • August 1, 2012: Bloomberg reports that The Bank of Korea, which has the world’s seventh-biggest foreign-exchange reserves, boosted gold holdings for the third time since June last year, joining central banks from Russia to Kazakhstan in buying bullion to diversify assets.
  • September 4, 2012: The European Commission launches an anti-trust case against Gazprom, opening the formal legal probe based on “concerns that Gazprom may be abusing its dominant market position in upstream gas supply markets.”
  • September 21, 2012: Reuters reports that Brazil threatened a further clampdown on speculative foreign capital, firing a warning shot in a “currency war” its finance minister blamed on money-printing by Western central banks. Finance Minister Guido Mantega said Brazil would not allow its currency, the real, to strengthen as a result of aggressive monetary stimulus by the United States and other developed nations.
  • September 23, 2012: Tehran’s military officials continue to threaten Israel with annihilation should it strike nuclear facilities; Senior commander of Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps says Iran will not start war, but “warn that US involvement in conflict will trigger WW3.”

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20 Komentar

  1. Jadi inget ..

    Dijelaskan di dalam sebuah hadits Tsauban Radhiyallahu anhu, bahwasanya Rasulullah Shallallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam bersabda:

    “Sesungguhnya Allah mendekatkan bumi untukku sehingga aku dapat melihat bagian timur dan baratnya, dan sesungguhnya kekuasaan umatku akan mencapai bagian bumi yang telah didekatkan padaku, dan aku diberikan dua (harta) simpanan; yaitu emas dan perak.”

    &

    Diriwayatkan dari Abu Musa Radhiyallahu anhu, dari Nabi Shallallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam, beliau bersabda:
    “Sungguh akan datang kepada manusia suatu zaman di mana seseorang berkeliling dengan membawa harta shadaqah berupa emas, kemudian dia tidak mendapati seorang pun yang mau menerimanya darinya.”

    sori OOT…

    Jadi syerem…

  2. jujur ajah mas,ane juga jadi sedih ngelihat pertentangan antara syiah dan sunni yang gak habis-habis.apalagi hal ini juga mulai menggejala di bumi kita tercinta.padahal kalo di runut kebelakang hal ini tidak lepas dari selisih paham antara ali dan muawiyah dalam hal terbunuhnya usman.kalo melihat dari sejarahnya jelas pembunuhan usman adalah sebuah kudeta berdarah seperti apa yang tergambar sekarang ini.dan parahnya umat muslim disaat kepemimpinan usman mudah sekali di hasut dan di adu domba satu sama lain,inilah yang kita rasakan saat ini.mudah-mudahan kita selalu diberikan kekuatan oleh ALLAH SWT untuk tidak mudah terpecah belah,Aamiin…..

    • sunni dan syiah bukan masalah kekuasaan, tetapi masalah aqidah.

      bagi sebagian besar umat islam, aqidah adalah hal utama mas bro. kekuasaan itu sendiri adalah ekses dari peperangan aqidah.

      oh ya, lihat itu iran, katanya mau perang sama israel, USA dan temen temennya, tapi kan cuma katanya. itu dah dari jaman baheula. jadi jangan kemakan omongan yahudi-syiah. mereka malah bekerja sama dalam banyak hal.

      masalah emas, sebaiknya dalam keluarga kita menyimpan emas minimal 10gr, lebih banyak lebih baik. biasakan menyimpan harta dalam bentuk emas.

      jika manusia di negeri indonesia itu berjumlah 250jt, yang 200jt menyimpan emas masing masing 10gr, maka indonesia secara otomatis mempunyai cadangan (kekuatan ekonomi riil) sebesar 2000jt gram emas. atau sekitar 2000ton emas.

      so jadi buruan pindah dari cadangan duit di bank ke emas, sebelum semua tidak berharga

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